JOKES!

1. How many squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. Why did the man freeze his money?

3. What did the sea monster eat?

4. Why was the broom late?

5. What is clean and lives in a cave?

6. What did the hungry computer say?

7. Why was the computer so cold?

8. How many words are in “Webster dictionary”

9. Why do you go to bed every night?

10. What is the smartest state in the US.

10 years from now!

In 10 years from now, my goal is to live in Huntington Beach California, attend Vogue Beauty Academy - Crescent City. I will be living in a house with 2 friends on the beach I get along with them most of the time, but other times we would fight about dumb things like “why are you wearing my shirt” but that’s only when I go to college, when I’m out I plan on moving to my own apartment and living on my own, I would like to go to college to be in the music industry, like a music producer I would want to do that as my main career, I most likely will get around by a car, hopefully a decent one. When I’m in college I would work at a spa/salon cutting, coloring & doing hair & makeup, I will get paid every two weeks+ tips from every costumer I have, and at night time I will work a part time job as a bartender. But those jobs are only temporary just until I pay threw college & my house & car. While going through collage & jobs I won’t have husband/kids, just a boyfriend. On my spare time I would hangout on the beach & barbecue in the evening, going to clubs, shopping, visiting my mom & brothers <3